Still Alive and Still Over It - Dark Humor T-Shirt for the Existentially Exhausted
Some mornings you wake up, blink into the void, and think, "Really? Again?" This tee is for those survivors of another day they didn’t ask for, wrapped in irony and just enough apathy to get through it. Featuring the blunt proclamation "Still Alive" followed by the gently soul-crushing afterthought "...disappointing, right?" It’s the perfect uniform for those operating at the intersection of gallows humor and emotional burnout.
Wear it when you’re feeling just stable enough to leave the house but still emotionally bankrupt. Ideal for work meetings that should’ve been emails, brunches you were guilted into, or simply haunting your favorite coffee shop like a caffeine-fueled ghost. Whether you’re mentally tired, existentially over it, or just done with fake optimism, this shirt speaks fluent deadpan. It’s not just a statement, it’s a coping mechanism in cotton.
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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