Camp Crystal Lake Redevelopment Men's Tee - Funny Horror Shirt for Slasher Fans, Urban Sprawl Critics, and Millennials Mourning the '80s
Jason Voorhees is having a rough day. Turns out even slasher villains aren’t immune to the march of gentrification. This shirt captures the tragic tale of a once-iconic horror landmark shuttered for condos and trendy shops, because apparently nowhere is safe from artisanal coffee and overpriced lofts. Whether you’re a horror buff, a fan of 1980s camp classics, or just mildly dead inside from watching your childhood get bulldozed, this tee hits all the right (stabby) notes.
Great for horror marathons, Halloween parties, or brunching ironically near the ruins of your favorite haunts. Wear it with a blank stare and a machete of sarcasm.
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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